I just find it fun to talk and listen.

I was hoping that this would all go slide down the humor slope, because I'd worked out something punchy about joining the Borg Collective, being Locutus of Borg, and repeating "one of us .. one of us ... one of us..." like in the pod-people movie.

Because, uh, hello, social media? That's what the Borg was, wasn't it? But Locutus never spoke about the mind viruses rampaging through the Borg...