my most common blunder is dropping the coffee spoon before reaching the filter....

@andrestaltz📱 once, for a reason that is known only by the Gods, I ended up pouring olive oil into my coffee...

I was very sleepy that day.

@Peter_C_Dolan I was not sleepy enough to try it out...

@nanomonkey sorry, if I mix coffee with anything besides milk I risk losing my Brazilian citizenship. I'm already stretching it by occasionally using non-diary milk.

my coffee blunder is putting coffee grounds in the plunger, setting the jug to boil... then expecting the coffee to be magically brewing itself

Today I stored tablecloth in the freezer and put ground coffee on a pan instead of my filter...