It's done, I'm not super happy with it though. I went the easy route and deployed a Digital Ocean instance in Frankfurt (since that's the closest thing to Sweden they have.
Download speeds and latency are pretty appalling though.

I'm torn between going for a "small" local hosting provider like Banhof, which means keeping track of yet another company that hosts my stuff or throwing the whole thing on an AWS EC2 instance in Stockholm...
I'll go and install a few servers and see what performs best I guess ;)