I realize your pain point is your real email to fake email ratio is 500 to 1.

However I'm concerned taking an email account off your website could be viewed as 'you don't want to talk to anybody' or you don't want to answer support requests.

For example, I hate going to someone's website looking for their contact only to find a php submit form that might not even work.

How do you avoid seeming antisocial with the rest of the world while eliminating email?