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Hi I'm Francis! 👋

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I posted a story and split it up into a post and a bunch of replies. Is there a better way that can be read by all clients?

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Voted oh, and re picking up - I definitely had some pain between my shoulder-blad
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Voted Yes [@reconbot](@aFLy2SG1AbOJKCHuIDbKPT1Cw6dYllH6NMd9GCXB7Fc=.ed25519) cong
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Voted [@reconbot](@aFLy2SG1AbOJKCHuIDbKPT1Cw6dYllH6NMd9GCXB7Fc=.ed25519) Congratu
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I wrote a story about work

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I wrote a story about work

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Re: %OxKNwLJPu

Oh happy day! I'm getting read!

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Re: %OxKNwLJPu

Oh what a day. I'm read out of the phones web cache and given directly to the browser. How long have I been in there? No matter. The browser slurps up all my content and draws me onto the screen. A bit of code that isn't me loads a few pictures here and there and links to some products that my reader might want to check out. They look very interesting actually and they're on sale! But that doesn't matter. The reader is halfway through reading me!

They're about to get to the part of me where Dale proves her friends wrong and shows them that the shoes could be fashion with a capital F! Right then the reader presses the home button and everything goes dark.

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Oh happy day! I'm being read! Bit by bit I arrive at my readers phone. I'm 100% in once piece! I'm handed off to a web browser who draws me on the screen. My title, my images, all my content and even my tags! I can feel my code getting executed, the scroll of the user up and down. Oh my gosh it's really happening! I'm getting read! But there's more code now, I don't know this code. Someone named Double Click is bringing a lot of it's friends. and they're big and slow and hungry.

One of Double Click's friends brings someone who is not friendly. They call themselves a "WASM". I don't know what this means but they are super in the way. I just want to show my next image but WASM is "doing crypto", and says I have a lot to learn about something called blockchain. It's going to change everything and is the future. I tell it my reader just wants to see what a vintage floral print blazer looks like with chunky shoes. It tells me I'd be a much better post if I told my reader about bitcoin. Can you believe that?

My reader is getting frustrated. They can't even scroll! They pull me down and I feel the web browser start to spring into a reload. I wish they wouldn't do that, I just got here! I didn't invite this WASM character, I just want to be read!


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