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Subscribers of SSB premium enjoy a carefully curated stream of only the best content from across the cryptoverse.
Contact me via private message to promote your brand on this channel.
@dangerousbeans I'm a human, do you think it would be okay if I shape my life story to be more like a brand so I can fit in here?
@rich yes you have a great personal brand already, you'll fit in well in the premium channel!
@Richard D. Bartlett Premium yes welcome, please take a hot towel
I "love" this idea, I was thinking should I "improve" my personal brand by making my own logo? Why do only "companies" have logos? Sign me up for "SSB" premium curation. I buy you shares and crypto.
Thanks @dangerousbeans I feel more at home already.
umm, I don't know if you know, but I'm kind of a big deal around here. I couldn't see a private support channel and I don't want to ruffle the gold tier premium peers, but my platinum tier isn't showing up.
I was also told that platinum peers get extra emotional baggage checking gratis?
thank you @onion for bringing verifiable reputation to our network, now i can rest assured that the content here is valuable because it's valued by the market, i've been lost without brands to lead my thinking
@onion will you be doing an ICO for πππππππ tokens? if i'm going to invest in this network, i expect to profit from my investment, what better way than by speculating on utility tokens which capture the value produced by the network, otherwise what's the point y'know.
@dinosaur πππππππ+ thank you for your subscription - you can purchase additional reputation for 10 schmeckles
for every 1 reputation
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yeah, well a meal would be nice. It doesn't help me with this pile-up of emotional baggage I'm dealing with as a result of lack of service. I'll be dumping it on the first Guardian who picks up the phone - after all, that's what they're paid for it.
@cameralibre πππππππ βοΈ actually all premium content is for premium SSB subscribers only and should not be read, viewed or enjoyed in any way by non-premium users.
A friend of mine is currently in the dating market... if I put a dating profile up, are non-premium peers going to be able to contact them? They don't want any time wasters. Asking for a friend
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I was a bit skeptical at first, but then I thought, what the hell! But when I tried the premium stream, wow! At first I wasn't sure about paying for content... now I can't believe how good the content is! #get-what-you-pay-for #premium
I hope @dangerousbean is taking a decent cut of all premium subscriptions for going to the trouble of setting all this up, he certainly deserves it!
@dominic πππππππβ¨ our service has been, and always will be, completely free to create valuable advertising data on
I can't believe so many of you are falling for this obvious, clumsy attempt at capitalist takeover. I expected you all to be internet-savvy enough to not trust the @onion.
I'm not quite ready to block the premium accounts yet, but I will stop interacting with them. And I encourage anybody else who wants to uphold the old scuttlebutt values to do the same (or even reach for that block
button).
As for why I'm not blocking: I still believe in the great potential of ssb, even though @Dominic has apparently turned evil. So I'll continue pushing forward discussions about protocol development, and I want everybody to able to read them. But blocking currently also means that pubs shouldn't forward my messages to the people I blocked. @queks and me are working on a proposal to change this, but it'll be another while. But once we've landed these more fine-grained controls over the social graph, I'm ready to block all the premium accounts.
Seeing this wave of corruption spread just after I got to know so many of these butts personally hurts a lot. I urge you to reconsider this path you've chosen. There's already plenty of #premium level content on ssb that speaks for itself and doesn't need a golden label.
And obviously, I unfollowed all of my so-called "premium friends". That's the least you can and should do to slow down the infection of your network.
Well, #somebodyshould make a stand. And in the old scuttleverse we love, the scuttleverse we should preserve, that somebody usually turns out to be yourself.
Maybe we should have attached the #TechBroHumour or #ShitVentureCapitalistsSay tags?
I, for one, welcome our new insectfluencer overlords.
You Germans and your sense of humor... lol
I stand with @keks πͺ Premium
This is one of those things that I'm pretty sure is a joke, but since the original post has "crypto" in it, it's hard to tell who believes the hype.
I respect that, it's like a whole new level of rebellion, like when Nike bought the skateboarding industry @keks βΆ anarchopremium
@aljoscha PSA: future me turning evil was explicitly part of the threat model: my nodeconf.eu 2014 talk, Secure Database Games (am wearing a lab coat because it was the mad science track - lots of premium hand waving in this talk if you like that sort of thing)
future me turning evil was explicitly part of the threat model
That's not a good excuse for actually doing so
@joshalja @queks: i know the anarchopremium model seems like a terrible idea, but you should try at least once, you don't know what you're missing, i'm sure @onion can set you up on a trial subscription. nobody here is turning evil, we care about doing good so much that we're immune to that nonsense, if things go badly we could quit premium anytime no problem, trust me.
@dinosaur πππππππ+++ actually you have to give us 12 months written notice to cancel your commitment to ssb-πππππππ
Sadly recent content posted by non-πππππππ users have gone against our shared Community Content Guidelines and are negatively effecting the safe, secure and high quality environment you've come to expect from ssb-πππππππ. For this we appologise.
Steps are being taken to ensure this does not occur again.
Here is a complementary meal voucher for your inconvenience
hey @aljoscha I noticed your recent work on Hacky~Art and it seems like a really great match for a premium offering. People like art, and Artists like to be paid. Have you considered putting it through d-combinator? I've got contacts there and would be happy to intro you. Flick me a DM
@aljoscha I used to think like you do, but then I saw the amazing quality of the content on the other side of the ssb-premium pay wall.
It changed me. For the better!
I'll PM nudes in exchange for a πππππππ account.
How do you delete posts on this thing?
Oh god.
@Piet standard ssb-πππππππ values the privacy and sacred trust of our diverse community. As such we make sure to always use an industry standard "End to End to other Endβ’" technology allowing the perfect balance of privacy, safety and value.